A story a bit ago, Cromwell
boarding the Lyon, spurred a
fascinating line of what-ifs on Today in
Alternate History for a world where, in the absence of Cromwell’s devotion,
the Commonwealth became
a kleptocracy. Three instances of this world give hints at the
twisted timeline of revolution against a system driven by profit.
13th
February, 1755
Hannah Waterman
King was the person most directly responsible for the Martian Colony ship HMS Benedict Arnold blasting off from the launch pad of Scapa
Flow Space Centre to the sound of trumpets playing "Let Liberty Ring Out.”
She had stubbornly refused permission for her
fifteen-year-old son to enlist in the provincial militia for service against
the French. Young Arnold had yet been captivated by the sound of a drummer and
with the undeniable echoes of glory ringing in his ears, and so he fled to Connecticut.
A month past his fifteenth birthday, Arnold boarded the HMS
Canterbury and set sail for the majestic heart of Empire where his destiny
awaited him. He was to be desperately disappointed by the absence of
trail-blazing grandeur in the bustling city of London. Instead of streets paved
with gold, he found that, beneath the trappings of crisp uniforms and military
band music, it was little more than a counting house, and the small-minded
xenophobic English were really just interested in business.
In the century since the Commonwealth had come to power in
Great Britain, it had come under the ever-growing authority of the Company. Originally
chartered as the East India Company in 1600 under the approval of Queen
Elizabeth, the Company weathered the Civil War. Once the Commonwealth proved to
be a council of manipulable men, the Company began exerting more control
inward, taking London much as it had Madras and Bombay.
From there, the British Empire had spread its tentacles
across the world. Benedict Arnold found nothing to admire at the centre, and certainly
not the utopian visions that Company propaganda had spread. Rather, it was the
insipid leadership of a toothless royal family, a moribund Parliament and a
central government locked in the mind-set of accountants. Inside their sadistic
mercantilism, they couldn't care less whether it was enslaved Irish or Africans
harvesting sugar in the Caribbean or what suffering happened in Indian
factories as long as it brought goods to British markets. Something was missing
from this tableau of sadistic mercantilism, and that of course was Liberty. In
some distant future, the Empire would cost more to upkeep, and the English
would tire of their global ambitions. Arnold’s brilliant mind could perceive
that from the outbreak of the French and Indian War.
Fortunately, Arnold had a great vision in which the British Empire was much
more than a cash-cow. Of course he was still young and struggling to establish
himself, but tales of Arnold’s naval heroics through the war brought him fame. When
the war ended, Arnold entered Parliament and set the galleries afire with his
grand dream of an Empire of Liberty: a great Imperium of Nations that god
willing shall not perish from this earth.
--
15th
February, 1819
The aptly-named mother ship HMS
Hannah Waterman King might never
have transported the British colonists to Mars if not for the great works of
the liberator Abraham Lincoln.
Heart-broken by his mother's recent death and
refusing to give his new step-mother a chance, ten-year-old Abraham Lincoln ran
away from home. Wielding a forged letter of introduction, he boarded the HMS
Fisgard and set sail for London to retrace the transatlantic voyage of his
famous countryman, Benedict Arnold.
His was a hard life in London as an immigrant from the
colonies, but Abe Lincoln was used to hardship on the frontier. His grandfather
had been killed in an Indian raid witnessed by the family, and his father Thomas
worked odd jobs for years as land disputes wrenched one farm after another away
from him. Abe was famously labeled “lazy” among those who knew him, always wanting
to write and read and bemoaning hard labor, but the mental dedication paid off
as he became a lawyer.
Even though the slave trade, indeed the whole institution of slavery, had been
abolished through the heroic political efforts of Benedict Arnold, Abe
discovered that liberty was still very much a work-in-progress. His experiences
of hard work among immigrants from all over the world had taught him the
struggles of race and class. Dedicated to the proposition that “all men are
created equal,” he took up the burden of a great task which he saw before him -
to usher in a new birth of freedom across the whole British Empire.
In time, Lincoln would become the greatest ever Prime Minister, and his work
under God would ensure that government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth.
--
23rd February, 1943
One of the main
components of the mother ship HMS
Hannah Waterman King was the
lander HMS Abraham Lincoln, the first
ship to transport children to the red planet. This expedition, and of course
the first manned craft to travel to Mars, the HMS Benedict Arnold, were the lasting legacy of John Fitzgerald
Kennedy.
Despite a bad back that would require spinal surgeries the
rest of his life, twenty-five-year-old Lieutenant John F. Kennedy stepped aboard
PT-109 as his first command. He had
been born to a wealthy Irish family that had built itself up through the
British Empire’s transatlantic trade.
The Empire had become the pillar of the world, delicately
balancing law and order with fairness and progress. Yet it had its rivals in
other nations grown out of wanton imperialism. Although Britain survived the collapse
of the German, Austrian, Ottoman, and Russian Empires, a new generation of
empires had grown up to challenge British Authority. Most notorious was the
Japanese invasion of British-protected China, which finally sparked all-out
war.
JFK used his family’s connections to override his medical release
from service and join officer training. He refused a desk job and volunteered
for service in the Pacific Theater. After the death of his older brother Joe in
Europe, John took up his position as patriarch and soon joined politics. His
popularity and service record made him a potent leader in the years of Cold War
between Britain and powerful Soviet Union. He would become Britain’s first
Catholic Prime Minister since the establishment of the Anglican Church.
Much of his political career was dedicated to the Space
Race. In a speech to young scientists graduating from Cambridge, he said, “We
choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because
they are easy, but because they are hard.” Among his “other things” included
the groundwork for colonization of other planets, spreading the British Empire
beyond even the earth.
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