Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Guest Post: Devil's Grand Bargain struck at the Cecilienhof Palace

This post first appeared on Today in Alternate History.

 At the Potsdam Conference President Harry S. Truman gave Joseph Stalin a deliberately vague, understated notice about the atomic bomb. He later recorded that he told Stalin the United States had "a new weapon of unusual destructive force."

19 July, 1945 -

The alien offer to harvest human experimental samples in exchange for mind control technology was given serious consideration at a top-secret conference meeting in the Cecilienhof Palace.

 Approval was a momentous decision needing to be taken collectively by the leaders of the United Nations at a unique moment in human history. Supreme in their authority over worldwide affairs, they were the victors of a catastrophic global conflict that had left some 85 million people dead, approximately 4% of global population, while narrowing control to a few key humans, perfect for the alien hegemony that had long been observing the barbarous humans as a rabble too big and chaotic to control.

Aliens waching the signing of the Big Three 

The opportunity was certainly appealing to human leaders as well, each for very different reasons but all ultimately linked to the common interest of national security in their spheres of influence. The resource-constrained British imperialists could maintain their far-flung empire, starting with exercising control over the recalcitrant, independent-minded leaders of the Indian National Congress. But first, Churchill had to win over his own left-wing-leaning voters at a general election, the first in ten years, threatening to end Tory domination. The Soviets could cement their domination of Eastern Europe and the upper Far East. Meanwhile, the United States could continue Dollar Diplomacy with well-placed agents operating discreetly in Banana Republics. The broad prospect of a gray-white partnership was a long-term allied continuation of global hegemony, but despite these different applications, they all knew they were opening a Pandora's box. It was near-certain the great powers would also weaponize mind control to battle against each other's strategic interests, if not cut side deals with the grays. For these various reasons, a multilateral agreement was absolutely needed between the Big Four at the Cecilienhof Palace.

Just as the leaders had different potential benefits, they had different attitudes. Always seeing partners as predators, the ever-paranoid Josef Stalin was the most reluctant because he was unwilling to trade future sovereignty for any potential gain. Arguably, he had made this mistake in approving the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, and he had even invited Japanese representatives to the Victory in Europe Parade in Moscow. Characteristically, Churchill had more of a devil-may-care attitude about getting into bed with bad actors. Moreover, after orchestrating the Bengal famine, Gallipoli Landings, and most recently the forced return of Cossack officers to the Soviets, he was more than comfortable with ruthless grandiose decisions. In fact, his only regret was not inviting Jan Smuts to the meeting, the South African General who was the only man to sign the peace treaties ending both world wars, also the only person to have signed the documents forming both the League of Nations and the United Nations. In stark comparison, Truman, who had recently entered the Oval Office and was not read-in on either the involvement with the "gray devils" or the Manhattan Project, now faced an imminent decision to use the atomic bomb on civilian targets. He was also open to the offer, continuing with the groundwork set by his legendary predecessor.

After venturing the cynical observation that "Trust is a category error," Stalin proposed a dastardly way forward. The grays would use mind control technology against the Imperial General Headquarters of the Japanese government. By imposing irreversible defeatism in the minds of these fanatical military decision-makers, the Americans would no longer need to use the atomic bomb, and in exchange, the aliens could harvest a comparable number of surviving victims for the Japanese home islands.

This test case was approved as a win-win in the utmost secrecy, but the truth was soon laid bare. The first human outside of the Allied top leadership to detect the grand bargain was General Douglas MacArthur, the Commander in the Southwest Pacific and Supreme Commander for the Allied Powers. He conducted the signing ceremony of the Japanese Instrument of Surrender on the deck of USS Missouri in Tokyo Bay. Shocked by the uncharacteristic lack of fighting spirit in the dazed-looking Japanese representative, he had been expecting kamikaze aircraft pilots to attack and, instead, encountered sheep rather than wolves.

Like many elite military leaders, MacArthur would never have approved of the use of unethical weapons, either and likely his stance would always have been a problem for civilian leaders. However, his loud-mouthed expression of alarmed concerns started a long-standing struggle within the inner echelons of power. His dissent immediately disqualified him from the opportunity to lead occupied Japan; ironically, his successor had a much easier task once armed with mind control technology.

The belligerent General George Patton (and other diehards) believed Stalin was a bad actor and was of a similar mind to MacArthur before his lethal Jeep accident in December that some found suspicious. By this point, it had become increasingly clear that the United Nations would have to continue to work closely together if it did not wish to lose control of this incredibly dangerous situation. For the time being, the Big Four agreed to form an oversight committee for the Japanese home islands and this would become the model for the Security Council of the United Nations. The ball had surely begun rolling, and as Stalin had feared, this momentum only played into the hands of the aliens. They needed the willing connivance of a world government to operate through in order to colonize the planet.

Provine's Addendum

The main problem with the alien mind control technology was that there were simply too many human minds to attempt to control for wide-scale domination. The control could be used intensively on a small number of people, which was key in winning Truman reelection in 1948 that was so surprising many publications such as LifeChicago Daily Tribune, and Newsweek had already printed Dewey as the winner. Other uses would continue throughout the years, though there always remained a resistant human suspicion of manipulation. Eisenhower, who became informed of the deal upon his election, went along with it, though he tried to give a coded public warning in his farewell address. JFK, who won his election after the mind control technology proved initially incompatible with television during the botched presidential debate and showed the golden child Richard Nixon as he really was instead of the hypnotic curation the technology provided, grew distrustful of the agreement after the technology again proved unable to restore a capitalist government in Cuba. These fires would be put out through assassinations and other covert operations, and the alien-human leadership worked to expand their control.

This problem of too many humans outpaced improvements in the control technology, demanding other strategies. Economic maneuvering and the ongoing distraction of a Cold War made for some influence while aliens applied further technology to humanity to grow human manufacturing exponentially. With human population also growing exponentially, decisions were made to begin decreasing birthrates among the most controlled populations, typically the industrialized nations. Eventually the spread of mind control technology through digital means via internet-connected smartphones will finally meet the dream of fully controlling the human populace, adding another peaceful, productive jewel to the alien interstellar collective.

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In reality, alien mind control technology is one of many conspiracy theories about humans being manipulated. 

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